Lumber jack sex

Top definition. A not-so-manly man dressing like a lumberjack although a lot more refined and sporting a beard that has the volume of a lumberjacks beard and the groom of a hipster, cashing in on the "rugged, outdoor stereotype" Most of these guys aren't very good with their hands and only want to seem so because God forbid you would get those soft lotion treated hands dirty. Lumberjacks are typically known for their strength and being able to work with their hands. Most lumbersexuals would be stumped changing a tire. Dave is such a lumbersexual , in his work boots and flannelette shirt and that well groomed beard. Yeah you should see him trying to check his oil though haha!

Slow down…is that him? Could be anyone. On cold days I wear a big Carhartt coat into the office. In my youth in Oklahoma I did cut down some trees and split firewood for use in a house I really did grow up in, but in those days I dressed like a poser gutter punk. I nurture an abiding love for outlaw country and bluegrass, though, again, during my actual lumberjacking days it was all Black Flag, Operation Ivy and an inadvisable amount of The Doors. I like mason jars, and craft beer and vintage pickup trucks.

Top definition. A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture.

Top definition. The Lumberjack. When two guys are tag teaming a girl, one of whom is receiving oral sex and the other anal sex, they hold hands and trust back and forth performing a motion like a lumberjack sawing down a tree.